There is no game, so no need to click or tap anywhere, and certainly do not laugh as there is nothing to laugh about. KaMiZoTo told me so.
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That was the most fun not game I have never played.
Not first, and that totally not awesome
can't find the ladder!
Made it to the not end!
stupid...
Don't know what to do in the goat room.
haha like it so far but what to do in the goat room ?
The game is delightfully Stanley Parable-ish in execution. I played it twice for both endings, and I just had to listen to every line of dialogue without interruption on the second time. I admit I didn't like that there was a pixel hunt involved in getting the key, but everything else was quite entertaining!
To get the goat:
- Type G O A T into the 'There is a _ _ _ _' field.
- Type T R E E into the 'There is a _ _ _ _' field.
- Beat the breakout game in the game room and drag the trophy to the waterfall in the goat room to fill it up.
- Drop the water-filled trophy to the tree to make it grow. Repeat three times.
- Click the brown nut sticking out on right on the top of the tree.
- Crack the nut open with the metal box and feed it to the squirrel.
A few additional notes:
- The first time I tried the game, I typed in 'TREE' and 'GOAT' before 'GAME', so I didn't see the line about getting water to the tree. I'm not sure if the voice skips any lines if I change rooms, though.
- I found out you can break the wood panel with either the 'o' or repeated clicking.
That was Hecka FUN!
I ADORE not-games like this. So fun.
Ironically, I think I might be experiencing a real glitch. I won the brick game, but I can't find a trophy anywhere.
I have the tree, saw the goat room and won the brick game. No Trophy anywhere. Has anyone an idea about finding the trophy?
i, too, got stuck on the brick game because of no trophy... started the game over and... taa daa!
wyatt: what did you do differently the second time?
Comment jouer à ce jeu? Quand je clique sur le lien, aucun jeu ne s'affiche...
@anon 12:48...
i don't think i did anything differently... just restarted the game :/
Apparently, I just didn't play a game, and I didn't need spoilers, and it didn't end. Conceptually both odd and interesting... And not a game... Definitely.
Yes it's ending :)
Very very original and funny. I got hard times to find how to make the tree grow, because I let the trophy at his first place! Thanks for sharing Bart :)
These are NOT the droids you are looking for!
You can NOT go about your business!
Loved that! (Ok, I admit, I added the second NOT)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TOO FUNNY! Thanks Bart!
Yeah, that was hilarious! I loved the goat! Not a game but defiantly silly commentary! Thanks Bart!
Is the voice actually supposed to read through all the text? Mine just scrolls through a bunch of text too fast to read and then maybe says the last sentence.
When I looked this afternoon, there was a link in the text but it's gone now? What am I supposed to do?
I had to start over because the ball disappeared just before I got the last brick.
Seriously. How do I start it. Is it just me?
Love it! As always thanks Bart!
HAHAHA! Not funny ^-^
Did nobody see the hippo?
Did you guys find the hidden cake? It's right behind the goat if you manage to move it before you free it.
Yeah I love the Portal reference they did xD
I have "You're going to do a terrible mistake." above a box with "There is a" and four blue squares... I tried typing GAME but nothing - I have no idea what I'm not supposed to do next!
Jane: There should be some letters on the ground that fell, try using them.
For those having trouble getting the trophy, I had a problem the first time too. The first time, I broke all the bricks before getting the goat. No trophy. The second time, I didn't break the last bricks until after I got the tree. Then the trophy showed up & I could continue the game.
Genial!
OK... I (didn't) beat the game. I got the goat ending. (Also I said no, I won't forgive him/her.) So what's this about droids? How on earth do I (not) get another ending? I know "droid" won't fit in the "there is a" thing...
Loved this!!!
Hilarious! This was great!!! (The droid thing was a joke on the Jedi mind trick, something Obi Wan said in episode 4 to some storm troopers)
ahahahahahahahahahah!!!!
Don't bother spelling: aero agee ager atom eger ergo gate gear germ geta goer gore gorm gram grat gree grot mage mare mart mate meat meet mega mere meta mete moat mora more mort mote ogam ogee ogre omer rage rate rato ream rete roam rota rote tame tare taro team tear teem term toea toga tome tora tore tram trog.
Game, goat & tree create 3 paths.
is there a 4th path ?
Also don't bother waiting or trying the other ending.
good
Hahaha! Funny game!
Fantastic this game.
hey im stuck trying to crack open da nut lol any halp?
I'm disappointed, there is no "gate" :(
A little way to exit would be good :(
what word are we supposed to put in after tree to make it grow
The hippo was my fav part!! Indeed
That is an AWESOME non-game!! But I'm confused. Whenever I try to fill the trophy with water and i try to set it down again, the water just kind of explodes and I'm left with no water, and I have to go back to get the water from the waterfall. That was a little strange. :/ But it's still really awesome and I LOVED it!!! I'd love to see more of these non-games! ;)
I ended up finding out that I could just switch through the different scenes WITHOUT pressing the green arrow button. GREAT. That would've been helpful if I knew in the beginning. LOL I smashed the nut with the metal box.
I got the game/goat/tree. Now what!?!?!? AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANOTHER ENDING!?
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I completed it in about 5 minuets
What happens when we say yes to the do you forgive me question
You don't need to find any ladder. Simply enter the letter T R E E in the squares. A small tree will appear. Water it with the cup u got after breaking all bricks. The tree will grow and u will find the squirrel.
anyone notice the gate thing beside the fall?? whats its use??
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