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June 27, 2015

there is no game

There is no game, so no need to click or tap anywhere, and certainly do not laugh as there is nothing to laugh about. KaMiZoTo told me so.

51 comments:

  1. eightoclock27 June 2015 at 19:28

    That was the most fun not game I have never played.

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  2. Anonymous27 June 2015 at 19:32

    Not first, and that totally not awesome

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  3. Anonymous27 June 2015 at 20:45

    can't find the ladder!

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    1. Unknown7 August 2017 at 16:40

      You don't need to find any ladder. Simply enter the letter T R E E in the squares. A small tree will appear. Water it with the cup u got after breaking all bricks. The tree will grow and u will find the squirrel.

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  4. jimmyc27 June 2015 at 21:16

    Made it to the not end!

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  5. Anonymous27 June 2015 at 22:02

    stupid...

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  6. Anonymous27 June 2015 at 22:03

    Don't know what to do in the goat room.

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  7. Anonymous27 June 2015 at 22:42

    haha like it so far but what to do in the goat room ?

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  8. Anonymous27 June 2015 at 23:47

    The game is delightfully Stanley Parable-ish in execution. I played it twice for both endings, and I just had to listen to every line of dialogue without interruption on the second time. I admit I didn't like that there was a pixel hunt involved in getting the key, but everything else was quite entertaining!

    To get the goat:
    - Type G O A T into the 'There is a _ _ _ _' field.
    - Type T R E E into the 'There is a _ _ _ _' field.
    - Beat the breakout game in the game room and drag the trophy to the waterfall in the goat room to fill it up.
    - Drop the water-filled trophy to the tree to make it grow. Repeat three times.
    - Click the brown nut sticking out on right on the top of the tree.
    - Crack the nut open with the metal box and feed it to the squirrel.

    A few additional notes:
    - The first time I tried the game, I typed in 'TREE' and 'GOAT' before 'GAME', so I didn't see the line about getting water to the tree. I'm not sure if the voice skips any lines if I change rooms, though.
    - I found out you can break the wood panel with either the 'o' or repeated clicking.

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  9. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 00:05

    That was Hecka FUN!

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  10. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 07:13

    I ADORE not-games like this. So fun.

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  11. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 10:09

    Ironically, I think I might be experiencing a real glitch. I won the brick game, but I can't find a trophy anywhere.

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  12. Anonyma28 June 2015 at 12:30

    I have the tree, saw the goat room and won the brick game. No Trophy anywhere. Has anyone an idea about finding the trophy?

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  13. wyatt28 June 2015 at 12:45

    i, too, got stuck on the brick game because of no trophy... started the game over and... taa daa!

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  14. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 12:48

    wyatt: what did you do differently the second time?

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  15. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 12:59

    Comment jouer à ce jeu? Quand je clique sur le lien, aucun jeu ne s'affiche...

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  16. wyatt28 June 2015 at 13:09

    @anon 12:48...
    i don't think i did anything differently... just restarted the game :/

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  17. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 13:29

    Apparently, I just didn't play a game, and I didn't need spoilers, and it didn't end. Conceptually both odd and interesting... And not a game... Definitely.

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  18. deodato28 June 2015 at 17:08

    Yes it's ending :)
    Very very original and funny. I got hard times to find how to make the tree grow, because I let the trophy at his first place! Thanks for sharing Bart :)

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  19. Burnt Ice Cream28 June 2015 at 18:00

    These are NOT the droids you are looking for!
    You can NOT go about your business!
    Loved that! (Ok, I admit, I added the second NOT)


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    TOO FUNNY! Thanks Bart!

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  20. Donut Lover28 June 2015 at 22:51

    Yeah, that was hilarious! I loved the goat! Not a game but defiantly silly commentary! Thanks Bart!

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  21. PyroLuna28 June 2015 at 23:01

    Is the voice actually supposed to read through all the text? Mine just scrolls through a bunch of text too fast to read and then maybe says the last sentence.

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  22. Anonymous28 June 2015 at 23:39

    When I looked this afternoon, there was a link in the text but it's gone now? What am I supposed to do?

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  23. Anonymous29 June 2015 at 03:38

    I had to start over because the ball disappeared just before I got the last brick.

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  24. Anonymous29 June 2015 at 11:39

    Seriously. How do I start it. Is it just me?

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  25. Anonymous29 June 2015 at 14:55

    Love it! As always thanks Bart!

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  26. deCarlo29 June 2015 at 15:52

    HAHAHA! Not funny ^-^

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  27. Anonymous29 June 2015 at 17:40

    Did nobody see the hippo?

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  28. digigender29 June 2015 at 18:59

    Did you guys find the hidden cake? It's right behind the goat if you manage to move it before you free it.


    Yeah I love the Portal reference they did xD

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  29. Jane F29 June 2015 at 22:56

    I have "You're going to do a terrible mistake." above a box with "There is a" and four blue squares... I tried typing GAME but nothing - I have no idea what I'm not supposed to do next!

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  30. -k30 June 2015 at 01:11

    Jane: There should be some letters on the ground that fell, try using them.

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  31. Anonymous30 June 2015 at 04:49

    For those having trouble getting the trophy, I had a problem the first time too. The first time, I broke all the bricks before getting the goat. No trophy. The second time, I didn't break the last bricks until after I got the tree. Then the trophy showed up & I could continue the game.

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  32. Anonymous30 June 2015 at 18:03

    Genial!

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  33. Nat R.1 July 2015 at 02:35

    OK... I (didn't) beat the game. I got the goat ending. (Also I said no, I won't forgive him/her.) So what's this about droids? How on earth do I (not) get another ending? I know "droid" won't fit in the "there is a" thing...

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  34. The Gordo1 July 2015 at 03:36

    Loved this!!!

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  35. Emily1 July 2015 at 03:39

    Hilarious! This was great!!! (The droid thing was a joke on the Jedi mind trick, something Obi Wan said in episode 4 to some storm troopers)

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  36. Anonymous4 July 2015 at 00:57

    ahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

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  37. Anonymous5 July 2015 at 15:28

    Don't bother spelling: aero agee ager atom eger ergo gate gear germ geta goer gore gorm gram grat gree grot mage mare mart mate meat meet mega mere meta mete moat mora more mort mote ogam ogee ogre omer rage rate rato ream rete roam rota rote tame tare taro team tear teem term toea toga tome tora tore tram trog.
    Game, goat & tree create 3 paths.
    is there a 4th path ?
    Also don't bother waiting or trying the other ending.

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  38. Unknown7 July 2015 at 07:55

    good

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  39. Sephora25 July 2015 at 10:54

    Hahaha! Funny game!

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  40. Argemi25 December 2015 at 12:52

    Fantastic this game.

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  41. Anonymous5 June 2016 at 13:50

    hey im stuck trying to crack open da nut lol any halp?

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  42. pradoris30 September 2016 at 01:38

    I'm disappointed, there is no "gate" :(

    A little way to exit would be good :(

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  43. Kiara12 February 2017 at 22:53

    what word are we supposed to put in after tree to make it grow

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  44. Unknown19 February 2017 at 01:11

    The hippo was my fav part!! Indeed

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  45. Anonymous9 March 2017 at 22:55

    That is an AWESOME non-game!! But I'm confused. Whenever I try to fill the trophy with water and i try to set it down again, the water just kind of explodes and I'm left with no water, and I have to go back to get the water from the waterfall. That was a little strange. :/ But it's still really awesome and I LOVED it!!! I'd love to see more of these non-games! ;)

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  46. Anonymous9 March 2017 at 22:59

    I ended up finding out that I could just switch through the different scenes WITHOUT pressing the green arrow button. GREAT. That would've been helpful if I knew in the beginning. LOL I smashed the nut with the metal box.

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  47. Anonymous25 May 2017 at 08:16

    I got the game/goat/tree. Now what!?!?!? AM I SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANOTHER ENDING!?
    ��

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  48. Anonymous2 July 2017 at 18:49

    I completed it in about 5 minuets


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  49. Shrita Singh8 July 2017 at 14:25

    What happens when we say yes to the do you forgive me question

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  50. Unknown8 April 2018 at 17:11

    anyone notice the gate thing beside the fall?? whats its use??

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