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January 28, 2022

brandon teaches typing! [browser]

Welcome to Brandon teaches typing! Your one stop source for learning typing, by brandonhare.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Haha loved it :)

Anonymous said...

Terrible.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I know you want criticism to be constructive, but it's not possible here. This wasn't just a waste of time, but it made me angry that I wasted my time sitting through this whole pile of garbage. This had absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. It's like someone wanted to just waste 15 minutes of your life. Well, mission accomplished.

jj said...

Well I found it very funny, thanks for posting this!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that was... I'm not sure what I got out of that, to be honest.

Anonymous said...

Thanks! I feel like I'm ready for my first key-board now :)

TiCKed said...

I kept expecting....something of interest or entertainment. Never found it.

Xexus said...

meh ... must be a disappointing result for the guy who paid for the "brandon" image, a bit like buying sashimi and then frying it up in a pan.

Anonymous said...

At the end I was rewarded with a tip for keeping my keyboard healthy. That was news to me, but it's never too late to learn! Thanks, guy who is not Brandon!

Ed Murphy said...

It'll never catch on.

Calli Arcale said...

Slow, condescending, and frustrating for a touch-typist. Not sure what I was expecting, but I was expecting *something* there just wasn't much in here. Maybe you need a particular sense of humor.

Stevens Miller said...

Promising start, but it began to drag at the "C to continue" stage, so I stopped, uh... playing?

Anonymous said...

Where's Brandon? And what did you do with him?

Anonymous said...

Have to agree with most of the comments here. It feels like your niece/nephew created a 'game' for their coding assignment and you've posted it here a loving display of nepotism. Of course this is all conjecture but this game is nowhere near the calibre of everything else you usually direct us to.

Lighty said...

I've been watering my keyboard constantly and have really noticed an improvement

Anonymous said...

Meh. What is this.

Anonymous said...

First this seems to be a workshop and has the look of a 90s director animation, but reveals itself as an absurd treaty on typing.
I had 15 minutes of time-wasting fun, lmao.
„TYPING“ has really been teached.

Yu said...

xDDD Annoying but had fun with this one. I didn't finish it, tho, it was a bit slow.

PK Levine said...

I like a good ironic joke game, but this one never rose above mildly funny. Got bored after a handful of "lessons".

PaleRose said...

I guess I have the sense of humor this game may (or may not) have been made for...? I mean, (spoiler?) He lives in the HOME ROW!! Oh and "QWERTY" exists cause "they" misspelled "QUIRKY?!" That's funny AF. I laughed during every single level of the game. Especially when I realized that the end credits are interactive! Ugh--loved it. lol

 

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