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Yeah, I know you want criticism to be constructive, but it's not possible here. This wasn't just a waste of time, but it made me angry that I wasted my time sitting through this whole pile of garbage. This had absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. It's like someone wanted to just waste 15 minutes of your life. Well, mission accomplished.
At the end I was rewarded with a tip for keeping my keyboard healthy. That was news to me, but it's never too late to learn! Thanks, guy who is not Brandon!
Slow, condescending, and frustrating for a touch-typist. Not sure what I was expecting, but I was expecting *something* there just wasn't much in here. Maybe you need a particular sense of humor.
Have to agree with most of the comments here. It feels like your niece/nephew created a 'game' for their coding assignment and you've posted it here a loving display of nepotism. Of course this is all conjecture but this game is nowhere near the calibre of everything else you usually direct us to.
First this seems to be a workshop and has the look of a 90s director animation, but reveals itself as an absurd treaty on typing. I had 15 minutes of time-wasting fun, lmao. „TYPING“ has really been teached.
I guess I have the sense of humor this game may (or may not) have been made for...? I mean, (spoiler?) He lives in the HOME ROW!! Oh and "QWERTY" exists cause "they" misspelled "QUIRKY?!" That's funny AF. I laughed during every single level of the game. Especially when I realized that the end credits are interactive! Ugh--loved it. lol
Haha loved it :)
ReplyDeleteTerrible.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know you want criticism to be constructive, but it's not possible here. This wasn't just a waste of time, but it made me angry that I wasted my time sitting through this whole pile of garbage. This had absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever. It's like someone wanted to just waste 15 minutes of your life. Well, mission accomplished.
ReplyDeleteWell I found it very funny, thanks for posting this!
ReplyDeleteYeah, that was... I'm not sure what I got out of that, to be honest.
ReplyDeleteThanks! I feel like I'm ready for my first key-board now :)
ReplyDeleteI kept expecting....something of interest or entertainment. Never found it.
ReplyDeletemeh ... must be a disappointing result for the guy who paid for the "brandon" image, a bit like buying sashimi and then frying it up in a pan.
ReplyDeleteAt the end I was rewarded with a tip for keeping my keyboard healthy. That was news to me, but it's never too late to learn! Thanks, guy who is not Brandon!
ReplyDeleteIt'll never catch on.
ReplyDeleteSlow, condescending, and frustrating for a touch-typist. Not sure what I was expecting, but I was expecting *something* there just wasn't much in here. Maybe you need a particular sense of humor.
ReplyDeletePromising start, but it began to drag at the "C to continue" stage, so I stopped, uh... playing?
ReplyDeleteWhere's Brandon? And what did you do with him?
ReplyDeleteHave to agree with most of the comments here. It feels like your niece/nephew created a 'game' for their coding assignment and you've posted it here a loving display of nepotism. Of course this is all conjecture but this game is nowhere near the calibre of everything else you usually direct us to.
ReplyDeleteI've been watering my keyboard constantly and have really noticed an improvement
ReplyDeleteMeh. What is this.
ReplyDeleteFirst this seems to be a workshop and has the look of a 90s director animation, but reveals itself as an absurd treaty on typing.
ReplyDeleteI had 15 minutes of time-wasting fun, lmao.
„TYPING“ has really been teached.
xDDD Annoying but had fun with this one. I didn't finish it, tho, it was a bit slow.
ReplyDeleteI like a good ironic joke game, but this one never rose above mildly funny. Got bored after a handful of "lessons".
ReplyDeleteI guess I have the sense of humor this game may (or may not) have been made for...? I mean, (spoiler?) He lives in the HOME ROW!! Oh and "QWERTY" exists cause "they" misspelled "QUIRKY?!" That's funny AF. I laughed during every single level of the game. Especially when I realized that the end credits are interactive! Ugh--loved it. lol
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